patervulpis:

_{❝ will fairfax says that nature plays a trick on us. it draws us further and further west by making it more and more beautiful… i know that if ever i travel to the end of this land, i’m sure i’ll come to PARADISE. ❞}

                                                                                            patervulpis

deadass the six people with no votes are the ones i love the most (except for washington ofc)

bouncy yell boi
sheep son
depression adventurer
badass crossdressing mom
guitar brat
gayest and loyalest twink

heyo guys pls vote on which muses i should keep on the new ofnimiety!!

_{i think,,,, i’m gonna revamp this blog bc since i stopped writing i’ve fallen into a Massive Pit Of Depression sooo look forward to that ye}

_{i’m probably going to cut back on muses so i’ll post a poll in a minute and you guys can vote on who you wanna keep around!!}

mcnticellos:

❝ LIFE, LIBERTY, and the PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS ❞ —-

                                 ^{—- we fought for these ideals; we shouldn’t settle for less.
                                       these are wise words;       enterprising men quote ‘em.
                                       don’t act surprised, you guys,}

                                                       ‘CAUSE I WROTE ‘EM.

                   _{ind. & sel. thomas jefferson from hamilton: an american musical. [🇺🇸 ]
                                                            as penned by kitty.}

                        _{( PERSONAL BLOGS, PLEASE DO NOT REBLOG THIS POST. )}

Youtube comments ask meme

ask-meme-addicts:

• “I’m going to kill each and every one of your waifus, and not in a sexy way you’d probably enjoy.”
  
• “This man looks like science.”
  
• “I hate when I stab people and they still retain control of their nervous system. It is a problem I struggle with daily.“
  
• “Your mom’s dildo has arrived.”
  
• “If this animal asked me to kill someone I would, no questions asked.”
  
• “Please do not tear your flesh from your body. That is inadvisable.”
  
• “Why were they laughing in English?”
  
• “What if my opponent has arms… what do I do then?”
  
• “Chick-Fil-A is getting pretty graphic with their commercials.”
  
• “Your Dollar Tree law degree has no power here, you stupid fuck.”
  
• “Just stick to your fucking waifu.”
  
• “Why isn’t the sun the most dangerous place on earth?”
  
• “I wonder how much EXP you’d get for slaying that thing.”
  
• “Yeah, but practice on a hot dog first. Otherwise you might rip your dick off.”
  
• “If you guys came here for pee jokes… urine luck.”
  
• “4000 children die everyday because… you keep writing on their fucking food.”
  
• “So glad I’m an octopus.”
  
• “I looked at the sun… and it was all yellow… now I’m fucking blind.”
  
• “Finally. I can make myself a girlfriend.”
  
• “This will be helpful when I fight Aquaman, thanks.”
  
• “Bro… grow a bigger head… please.”
  
• “Ah crap, now I have to find someone to marry.”
  
• “Kids, they blow up so fast.”
  
• “You destroyed the English language in one sentence.”
  

_{go ahead and like this for a starter if ya want !}

_{rubs my gay little hands together
daddy’s back}