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Youtube comments ask meme

ask-meme-addicts:

  • “I’m going to kill each and every one of your waifus, and not in a sexy way you’d probably enjoy.”
  • “This man looks like science.”
  • “I hate when I stab people and they still retain control of their nervous system. It is a problem I struggle with daily.“
  • “Your mom’s dildo has arrived.”
  • “If this animal asked me to kill someone I would, no questions asked.”
  • “Please do not tear your flesh from your body. That is inadvisable.”
  • “Why were they laughing in English?”
  • “What if my opponent has arms… what do I do then?”
  • “Chick-Fil-A is getting pretty graphic with their commercials.”
  • “Your Dollar Tree law degree has no power here, you stupid fuck.”
  • “Just stick to your fucking waifu.”
  • “Why isn’t the sun the most dangerous place on earth?”
  • “I wonder how much EXP you’d get for slaying that thing.”
  • “Yeah, but practice on a hot dog first. Otherwise you might rip your dick off.”
  • “If you guys came here for pee jokes… urine luck.”
  • “4000 children die everyday because… you keep writing on their fucking food.”
  • “So glad I’m an octopus.”
  • “I looked at the sun… and it was all yellow… now I’m fucking blind.”
  • “Finally. I can make myself a girlfriend.”
  • “This will be helpful when I fight Aquaman, thanks.”
  • “Bro… grow a bigger head… please.”
  • “Ah crap, now I have to find someone to marry.”
  • “Kids, they blow up so fast.”
  • “You destroyed the English language in one sentence.”
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Random Shit I’ve Said Starters

“I got lube on the living room floor and now I’m too tired to clean it up.”
“REMOVE THE PENIS.”
“Do you think bushes feel like they’re getting a haircut or having their limbs cut off when they get trimmed?”
“I wiggle all the time.”
“If you don’t eat ass you’re weak and evolution is coming for you.”
“Dirty jokes and vaguely creeping people out are the only distinguishing features of my personality.”
“I don’t care about the Cold War, it’s just Stalin getting his panties in a twist and America banning the color red.”
“What’s shakin’ bakin’ booty quakin’?”
“My pronouns are butt/butts/buttself.”
“What do you think it’s like to get eaten out by someone with no teeth?”
“You’re a quivering labia.”
“I want to kiss [character]’s nose, because I bet if I did they would crinkle it up and smile real big.”
“Is your puss puss dead?”
“[Character] is a naughty child. I will wiggle their pears.”
“Don’t bully your eyelashes!”
“Am I a bug?”
“People get all worked up about pickles, but I just don’t think they’re that big of a dill.”
“Ask them if they want a daddy.”
“I want to be everybody’s daddy.”
“[Character] and I are having eight children and I’m naming them all Jennifer.”
“You’re gonna get an asshole infection!”
“I’ll spank you with a knife.”
“My siblings used to slide down the roof on a piece of tin and dissect possums. I just stayed inside and read. I’m the lame kid.”
“You look pretty when you cry!”
“I love both of your boobs equally.”
“I’m gonna have a gender reveal party for myself and the cake is gonna be chocolate because I sexually identify as a piece of shit.”
“I draw dicks on people.”
“When I was 11 I bit a chunk out of guys arm through two coats and a long sleeved shirt because he put me in a headlock. He still has the scar.”
“THIS IS A GOD DAMN PUSSY!”
“I like buying things for people, and you’re my favorite people.”

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please copy and paste into a new post. do not reblog!

Tagged by @dutifulgirl​, @ifidicyoung​, @bestofmuses​, @loyalservants

1ST RULE: tag 9 muns you would like to know better: @lookedpathetic​, @brcthersinwar​, @keepinamillionpromises​, @americantraitor​, @youngscrxppynhungry​, @hiistoryerased​, @ofessentialliberty​, @veterantreasurer​, @praecursatxr, and whoever else would like to !!

2ND RULE: BOLD the statements that are true.

APPEARANCE:

PERSONALITY:

ABILITY:

HOBBIES:

EXPERIENCES:

RELATIONSHIPS:

MY LIFE:

RANDOM SHIT:

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PTSD Starters

grab-an-idea:

Warnings: ptsd, anxiety, depression

Keep reading

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rpmemesfam:

✿ ———— beauty and the beast sentence starters.

’ How can you read this? There’s no pictures! ’
’ Well, some people use their imagination… ’
’ This is the day your dreams come true. ’
’ I’m-I’m speechless. I really don’t know what to say. ’
’ Say you’ll marry me! ’
’ I just don’t deserve you! ’
’ I want to do something for him/her… but what? ’
’ No, no! It’s got to be more something more special than that! ’
’ This is yet another example of the late neoclassic Baroque period. ’
’ If I didn’t know better, I’d think you had feelings for this monster. ’
’ I thought I told you to come down to dinner! ’
’ I’m not hungry! ’
’ You’ll come out, or I’ll-I’ll-I’ll break down the door! ’
’ Will you come down to dinner? ’
’ It would give me great pleasure… ’
’ We say please. ’
’ You can’t stay in there forever! ’
’ Fine! Then go ahead and starve! ’
’ Oh dear. That didn’t go very well at all, did it? ’
’ If she/he doesn’t eat with me, then she/he doesn’t eat at all! ’
’ Who said anything about the castle being enchanted? ’
’ It was you, wasn’t it? ’
’ Oh, you look so… so… ’
’ Not quite the word I was looking for, but perhaps a - little more off the top. ’
’ Maybe some other time… ’
’ _______, you are positively primeval! ’
’ Why did you come here? ’
’ Do you realize what you could have done? ’
’ I didn’t mean any harm. ’
’ Please… stop… ’
’ Who’s there? Who are you? ’
’ I’ve come for my father. Please, let him out! Can’t you see, he’s sick? ’
’ Please, I’ll do anything! ’
’ Oh, there must be some way I can… ’
’ Then he/she shouldn’t have trespassed here! ’
’ The master of this castle… ’
’ Wait! Take me instead. ’
’ You don’t know what you’re doing! ’
’ Yes. But… you must promise to stay here forever! ’
’ Come into the light… ’
’ You have my word… ’
’ For who could ever learn to love a beast? ’
’ Do I still have to sleep in the cupboard? ’
’ That’s not a request! ’
’ I’ve been burnt by you before! ’
’ I’m afraid I’ve been thinking… ’
’ If you’d hold still, it wouldn’t hurt as much! ’
’ Well, if you hadn’t have run away, this wouldn’t have happened! ’
’ If you hadn’t frightened me, I wouldn’t have run away! ’
’ Well you shouldn’t have been in the west wing! ’
’ Well, you should learn to control your temper! ’
’ Now, hold still. This might sting a little. ’
’ By the way, thank you… for saving my life. ’
’ Couldn’t keep quiet, could we? ’
’ Just had to invite him/her to stay, didn’t we? ’
’ I was trying to be hospitable. ’
’ I want adventure in the great wide somewhere. ’
’ I want so much more than they’ve got planned… ’
’ Well, Your Highness, I must say everything is going just swimmingly. ’
’ I knew you had it in you, ha ha! ’
’ You what? How could you do that? ’
’ I use antlers in all of my decorating! ’
’ I-I-I was lost in the woods, and-and… ’
’ Please, I meant no harm. I-I just need a place to stay. ’
’ What’re you staring at? ’
’ I’ll give you a place to stay. ’
’ No, no! Please! Don’t, no! ’
’ I’d like to thank you all for coming to my wedding. ’
’ Sir, close that at once! Do you mind? ’
’ It is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight. ’
’ Oh, must help her/him to see past all that. ’
’ Well, you can start by making yourself more presentable. ’
’ Oh, it’s no use. ’
’ I don’t know how. ’
’ Come, come, show me the smile. ’
’ There’s a stranger here! ’
’ Pardon me, Master… ’
’ Leave me in peace. ’
’ It doesn’t matter now. Just let them come. ’
’ I’ll show you to your room. ’
’ Do you wanna stay in the tower? ’
’ You must control your temper! ’
’ Of course I came back. I couldn’t let them… oh, this is all my fault! ’
’ You… you came back. ’
’ If only I had gotten here sooner. ’
’ Maybe… maybe… it’s better… it’s better this way. ’
’ Don’t talk like that! You’ll be alright. ’
’ We’re together now; everything’s going to be fine, you’ll see… ’
’ And at least… at least I got to see you… one last time. ’
’ Please. Please… Please don’t leave me. ’
’ Well, perhaps there’s something there that wasn’t there before. ’
’ There may be something there that wasn’t there before. ’
’ Shh. I’ll tell you when you’re older. ’
’ I’ll not have you making up such wild stories. ’
’ Let me go! Let me go, please! Don’t hurt me! I’ll do anything! Anything! ’
’ I’m… I’m about ready to give up on this hunk of junk. ’
’ This castle is your home now, so you can go anywhere you like, except the West Wing. ’
’ I mean it this time! I’ll never get this boneheaded contraption to work! ’
’ Well, what are we waiting for? ’
’ I’ll have this thing fixed in no time! ’
’ You really believe that? ’
’ Be our guest. ’
’ Is it dangerous? ’
’ Oh no, he’d/she’d never hurt anyone. ’
’ Hmmm. Could you read it again? ’
’ Why don’t you read it to me? ’
’ You mean, you never learned? ’
’ I learned… a little. It’s just been… so long. ’
’ Well, here, I’ll help you. ’
’ What would you say if you and I took a walk over to the tavern and took a look at my trophies? ’
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roleplay-memes:

GOVERNMENT STARTER SENTENCES.

  • _____ was assassinated while still in office. 
  • Congratulations on being elected.
  • Do you have any idea who could be behind the assassination attempt?
  • Don’t you have a speech to give?
  • Governments will always be full of secrets; we can’t change that.
  • I can overthrow them
  • I can’t declare war!
  • I declare our independence.
  • I don’t make the laws, I only enforce them.
  • I hear you will be addressing the senate this evening.
  • I hear you’re running for re-election.
  • I see your campaign is a success.
  • I will be attending your speech.
  • I’m running for governor.
  • I’m running for president.
  • Political parties are a mess.
  • So, this is your office.
  • The people love you.
  • The results of the election were incredibly close.
  • They’re a spy!
  • This seems like a dictatorship.
  • Traitor!
  • We’re going to need the secret service.
  • You are failing your people.
  • You are the greatest leader these people have seen in ages.
  • You do not have the right to declare war!
  • You have no chance in this election.
  • Your service record is quite impressive.
  • Your term in office is almost finished.
  • You’re a spy!
  • You’re an agent of the government, please remain impartial.
  • You’re bound to twin the election.
  • You’re no leader, you’re a dictator.
  • You’re one of the few leaders that the public enthusiastically supports.
  • You’re under arrest!
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memesandthings:

DARK, THRILLING, AND/OR CRIMINAL SENTENCE STARTERS: PT1.

  • “I’m scared.”
  • “Are you hurt?”
  • “Are you scared?”
  • “Is this even legal?”
  • “Just trust me.”
  • “We’re locked in!”
  • “I know what I’m doing.”
  • “It’s too dark in here.”
  • “Why are we here?”
  • “They have a gun…”
  • “They have a knife…”
  • “Grab what you need, and let’s go.”
  • “Be quiet. Don’t let them see you.”
  • “Choose your victim.”
  • “We don’t have to do this.”
  • “They’re coming for us.”
  • “How do you know how to do that?”
  • “What the fuck are you doing in here?”
  • “We’re getting out of here unseen.”
  • “Something moved over there.”
  • “Do you have the stuff?”
  • “So, what’s the plan?”
  • “It’s not safe here.”
  • “This is your fault.”
  • “We’ve gotta go. Now.”
  • “Hey, how drunk are you?”
  • “Hey, how high are you?”
  • “Is that… a dead body?”
  • “We’re not alone in here…”
  • “What do you need me to do?”
  • “It’s not safe here, you should go.”
  • “I can’t believe you stole that!”
  • “Hey, stay close to me. Got it?”
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post TEN characters you’d like to roleplay as, have roleplayed as, and might bring back, then tag ten people to do the same.  ( If you can’t think of ten characters, just write down however many you can and tag the same amount of people. )

PLEASE REPOST INSTEAD OF REBLOGGING.

CURRENTLY PLAYING:  

i’m not gonna list them all bc there’s so many but they’re all on my muse page

HAVE PLAYED:  

meta knight (kirby), america (hetalia), hermione granger (harry potter), percival graves (fatb), thomas jefferson (hamilton), caleb brewster (turn), nessarose thropp (wicked), musichetta (les mis), martha dunnstock (heathers), martha bessell (spring awakening)

WOULD LIKE TO PLAY:

all of the above except the first six, duchess (aristocats), eliot waugh (the magicians), my oc personification of the moon, mrs. potts (batb), naomi rodriguez (21 chump street), joan benson (fun home), kit walker (ahs), samus aran (metroid), mrs. lovett (sweeney todd)

tagged by : stolen

tagging : whoever wants to my dudes

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Send Me A “👗” And My Muse Will Dress Yours

notquitethehack:

They’ll put together an outfit for yours based on their personal tastes using This.

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Reblog and see what color you get!

fyeahrpmemes:

[Based on writing styles]

White: I’m really shy to talk to you, but I would like to write with you sometime!

Yellow: Your writing us great! Keep it up!

Orange: I can hear ____’s voice when I read your writing!

Pink: I like your writing, it just needs a little tweaking! [Specify]

Red: I admire your writing and stories from afar. Just know I always read them.

Maroon: Eh, your writing is ok.

Magenta: I aspire to write like you.

Purple: Your writing needs a little work.

Violet: I wish you would write more.

Aquamarine: Can you write a drabble between our two characters?

Blue: You need to improve your writing

Navy: I have a hard time understanding your writing.

Gray: You should put more description into your writing.

Black: Your writing is terrible.

Silver: How are you not famous for your writing? O_O

Brown: Your writing seems a little bleak. Would you like some tips or advice from me?

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