i haven’t been on in 84 years but rest assured, i still love david humphreys

_{JOHN LAURENS IS BATMAN THE SECRET IS OUT}

dueledfor:

_{the FAULT, dear brutus, is not in our STARS, but in OURSELVES.}

_{I WAS WATCHING A VIDEO ON CHRISTIANITY AND THEY BROUGHT UP THE JEFFERSON BIBLE SAYING THAT HE MADE IT TO EDUCATE NATIVES ON JESUS AND THAT’S HONESTLY MY FAVORITE FUCKING MYTH}

_{THOMAS JEFFERSON WAS A DEIST DUDE HE HACKED UP THE BIBLE TO SHOW HOW MUCH OF IT WAS SCIENTIFIC AND ONLY A TINY BIT OF IT WAS. ASIDE FROM THAT HE DIDN’T EVEN WANT IT PUBLISHED WHY DO YOU DO THI S}

kingdeed:

_{hey, you! yes, you! do you like kings? what about a dashing & beautiful crazy king that holds a strange yandere feeling towards america?! an INDEPENDENT, SEMI-SELECTIVE, KING GEORGE BASED FROM HAMILTON . the theme & stuff is still under a bit of construction!! but I decided to get a small promo up & going! hit the like / reblog & i’ll check you out!!}

_{rosewrists replied to your post “first person to make a member of the washingfam gets $1000 and a dog”}

_{me: SITTIN HERE WITH MY NELLY WHO IVE HAD FOR YEARS WHERES MY CASH HUH}

_{I MEANT SIBLINGS OR CRUSTY MARY OR AUGUSTINE U POOPLORD but you still get half bc i love u and nelly}

_{rosewrists replied to your post “notremembered replied to your post “i kinda wanna make an ic blog for…”}

_{his smol grandbaby could help??? :0}

_{is she prepared to help him with maymays}

_{notremembered replied to your post “i kinda wanna make an ic blog for somebody but?? whomst”}

_{maybe george washington? :0c}

_{maybeeee but my dad would be v Not Good with electronics lmao}

_{*stumbles in through the front door* wHEN IS SOMEONE GOING TO MAKE BLOGS FOR THE WASHINGFAM}