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enemyofvice:

enemyofvice:

~Hi everyone! I accidentally erased my blog, so specific about pages and rules and family stuff is still under construction! If you had any threads with me, I did accidentally delete those as well, so if you could just send me a message with our latest response that would be super great!!~

~If you all could reblog this too that would be amazing so that way everyone knows. Thank you!~

i don’t think i’ve ever posted this here so….

thomas jefferson and richard henry lee are the real otp somebody had to say it

i kinda wanna make an ic blog for somebody but?? whomst

first person to make a member of the washingfam gets $1000 and a dog

rarerpmemes:

➫ THE LUMINEERS; STARTER SENTENCES.

• ❛ And all I tend to do is think of you. ❜
• ❛ It’s I who waits, it’s you who’s late again. ❜
• ❛ And it’s a shame that it ends this way. ❜
• ❛ I hold on to a hope in my fate. ❜
• ❛ Did you flinch? Did you care? ❜
• ❛ Did he look? Did he stop and stare? ❜
• ❛ I wrote you a song. ❜
• ❛ And I’ll never leave you again. ❜
• ❛ Lovers come, lovers go. ❜
• ❛ Love should make you feel good. ❜
• ❛ Make your fathers proud. ❜
• ❛ I was blind, now I see. ❜
• ❛ Here it comes, the big parade. ❜
• ❛ This is my confession. ❜
• ❛ She’ll tear a hole in you, the one you can’t repair. ❜
• ❛ But I still love her, I don’t really care. ❜
• ❛ It’s better to feel pain, than nothing at all. ❜
• ❛ The opposite of love’s indifference. ❜
• ❛ And I won’t leave until you come downstairs. ❜
• ❛ Head up, love. ❜
• ❛ I feel her filth in my bones. ❜
• ❛ The walls, they’re closing in. ❜
• ❛ These boys are out for blood tonight. ❜
• ❛ That wasn’t what we were good at. ❜
• ❛ I’ve been trying to do it right. ❜
• ❛ I’ve been living a lonely life. ❜
• ❛ I’ve been sleeping here instead. ❜
• ❛ I don’t know where I belong. ❜
• ❛ I don’t know where I went wrong. ❜
• ❛ I belong with you, you belong with me, you’re my sweetheart. ❜
• ❛ I don’t think you’re right for him. ❜
• ❛ I don’t gamble, but if I did I would bet on us. ❜
• ❛ Yes, there are times we live for somebody else. ❜
• ❛ No one will believe me. ❜
• ❛ Everyone thinks I’m a liar. ❜
• ❛ No one knows the truth. ❜
• ❛ No one trusts what I say. ❜
• ❛ Overnight my hair turned gray. ❜
• ❛ In the end, it boils down to credibility. ❜
• ❛ Hello, how do you do? ❜
• ❛ That’s pretty cool, but classy girls don’t kiss in bars, you fool. ❜
• ❛ The hardest part is through. ❜
• ❛ It takes a boy to live, but it takes a man to pretend he was there. ❜
• ❛ It’s a long road to wisdom, but it’s a short one to being ignored. ❜
• ❛ Be in my eyes. ❜
• ❛ Be in my heart. ❜
• ❛ I won’t close my eyes. ❜
• ❛ It takes a man to live, but it takes a woman to make him compromise. ❜
• ❛ I like what you wear. ❜
• ❛ Clean it up, it’s okay. ❜
• ❛ It’s gone numb around me. ❜
• ❛ Suits were made for men, not boys. ❜
• ❛ This faith that we fake is a choice. ❜
• ❛ I don’t wanna go. ❜
• ❛ If you’re down on your luck, don’t get down on yourself. ❜
• ❛ Let’s all learn how to dance. ❜
• ❛ We will waltz once again. ❜
• ❛ I was meant for you and you were meant for me. ❜
• ❛ I love you and everything about you. ❜
• ❛ When you see a fire, you grab the gasoline. ❜
• ❛ Pay your respects to society. ❜
• ❛ Let’s drink to your health. ❜
• ❛ May your dreams come to reality. ❜
• ❛ I ain’t nobody’s problem but my own. ❜
• ❛ Let me be and I will set you free. ❜
• ❛ There’s no glory for me at the starting line. ❜
• ❛ I was on my own in a search for the golden life. ❜
• ❛ I’ve told lies that never came true. ❜
• ❛ I have stolen and so have you. ❜
• ❛ It’s just a little white lie. ❜
• ❛ I know it was you. ❜
• ❛ Everyone requires a plan. ❜
• ❛ I’ve never seen nobody quite like you. ❜
• ❛ You can always find me where the skies are blue. ❜
• ❛ It’s all or nothing to you. ❜
• ❛ People say I’m no good. ❜
• ❛ Fuck ‘em, they’re just sick in the head. ❜
• ❛ I can’t live life underneath it all. ❜
• ❛ You’re a long way from home. ❜
• ❛ This loneliness won’t last for long. ❜
• ❛ I don’t know why I just can’t let it go. ❜
• ❛ The strangers in this town, they raise you up just to cut you down. ❜
• ❛ Home at last. ❜
• ❛ I don’t own a single gun. ❜
• ❛ I don’t have a sweetheart yet. ❜
• ❛ Damn your wife, I’d be your mistress just to have you around. ❜
• ❛ When I die, I’ll be on time. ❜
• ❛ The only gifts from my Lord were a birth and a divorce. ❜
• ❛ Heaven help a fool who falls in love. ❜
• ❛ Pack yourself a toothbrush, dear. ❜
• ❛ We were not born in sin. ❜

trickormemes:

The LEGO Batman Movie sentence starters

145 starters
feel free to change gender pronouns
‘read-more’ added for length

• “Black. All important movies start with a black screen.”
  
• “If you want to make the world a better place, take a look at yourself and make a change.”
  
• “Batman is very wise.”
  
• “I also have huge pecs and a nine-pack. Yeah, I’ve got an extra ab.”
  
• “I’m a loser at home and a loser at work.”
  
• “You should be terrified.”
  
• “Well, tonight is gonna be different! Tonight is my greatest plan yet.”
  
• “Man, I really like that guy. I sure hope nothing bad happens to him.”
  
• “Nothing bad ever happens to me.”
  
• “Okay, are you making some of those up?”
  
• “_____, that sounds frightening, and overly complicated.”
  
• “What are you doing? You’re completely outnumbered here.”
  
• “Stop him before he starts singing!”
  
• “There’s a million heroes, but I’m the best of them all.”
  
• “You’re making me look bad in front of _____!”
  
• “How is he beating all of you… again?”
  
• “Hi, _____! So weird to keep running into you.”
  
• “Looks like your plan failed.”
  
• “You think you’re my greatest enemy?”
  
• “You’re obsessed with me!”
  
• “Superman’s not a bad guy!”
  
• “Are you seriously saying there is nothing, nothing special about our relationship?”
  
• “There is no “us.””
  
• “I don’t need you. I don’t need anyone. You mean nothing to me. No one does.”
  
• “_____, I love you more than my kids!”
  
• “I love my life.”
  
• “Remember, kids, if you wanna be like Batman, take care of your abs.”
  
• “It must be great to be Batman. I can only imagine he’s going home right now to party the night away surrounded by scores of friends and lady tennis players.”
  
• “Anything exciting happen when I was gone?”
  
• “I should have known better than to sneak up on you like that.”
  

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theladygruoch:

Martha Dandridge Custis knows what she wants.

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