Youtube comments ask meme
- “I’m going to kill each and every one of your waifus, and not in a sexy way you’d probably enjoy.”
- “This man looks like science.”
- “I hate when I stab people and they still retain control of their nervous system. It is a problem I struggle with daily.“
- “Your mom’s dildo has arrived.”
- “If this animal asked me to kill someone I would, no questions asked.”
- “Please do not tear your flesh from your body. That is inadvisable.”
- “Why were they laughing in English?”
- “What if my opponent has arms… what do I do then?”
- “Chick-Fil-A is getting pretty graphic with their commercials.”
- “Your Dollar Tree law degree has no power here, you stupid fuck.”
- “Just stick to your fucking waifu.”
- “Why isn’t the sun the most dangerous place on earth?”
- “I wonder how much EXP you’d get for slaying that thing.”
- “Yeah, but practice on a hot dog first. Otherwise you might rip your dick off.”
- “If you guys came here for pee jokes… urine luck.”
- “4000 children die everyday because… you keep writing on their fucking food.”
- “So glad I’m an octopus.”
- “I looked at the sun… and it was all yellow… now I’m fucking blind.”
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“Finally. I can make myself a girlfriend.”
- “This will be helpful when I fight Aquaman, thanks.”
- “Bro… grow a bigger head… please.”
- “Ah crap, now I have to find someone to marry.”
- “Kids, they blow up so fast.”
- “You destroyed the English language in one sentence.”