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Youtube comments ask meme

“I’m going to kill each and every one of your waifus, and not in a sexy way you’d probably enjoy.”
“This man looks like science.”
“I hate when I stab people and they still retain control of their nervous system. It is a problem I struggle with daily.“
“Your mom’s dildo has arrived.”
“If this animal asked me to kill someone I would, no questions asked.”
“Please do not tear your flesh from your body. That is inadvisable.”
“Why were they laughing in English?”
“What if my opponent has arms… what do I do then?”
“Chick-Fil-A is getting pretty graphic with their commercials.”
“Your Dollar Tree law degree has no power here, you stupid fuck.”
“Just stick to your fucking waifu.”
“Why isn’t the sun the most dangerous place on earth?”
“I wonder how much EXP you’d get for slaying that thing.”
“Yeah, but practice on a hot dog first. Otherwise you might rip your dick off.”
“If you guys came here for pee jokes… urine luck.”
“4000 children die everyday because… you keep writing on their fucking food.”
“So glad I’m an octopus.”
“I looked at the sun… and it was all yellow… now I’m fucking blind.”
“Finally. I can make myself a girlfriend.”
“This will be helpful when I fight Aquaman, thanks.”
“Bro… grow a bigger head… please.”
“Ah crap, now I have to find someone to marry.”
“Kids, they blow up so fast.”
“You destroyed the English language in one sentence.”