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The LEGO Batman Movie sentence starters
145 starters
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“Black. All important movies start with a black screen.”
“If you want to make the world a better place, take a look at yourself and make a change.”
“Batman is very wise.”
“I also have huge pecs and a nine-pack. Yeah, I’ve got an extra ab.”
“I’m a loser at home and a loser at work.”
“You should be terrified.”
“Well, tonight is gonna be different! Tonight is my greatest plan yet.”
“Man, I really like that guy. I sure hope nothing bad happens to him.”
“Nothing bad ever happens to me.”
“Okay, are you making some of those up?”
“_____, that sounds frightening, and overly complicated.”
“What are you doing? You’re completely outnumbered here.”
“Stop him before he starts singing!”
“There’s a million heroes, but I’m the best of them all.”
“You’re making me look bad in front of _____!”
“How is he beating all of you… again?”
“Hi, _____! So weird to keep running into you.”
“Looks like your plan failed.”
“You think you’re my greatest enemy?”
“You’re obsessed with me!”
“Superman’s not a bad guy!”
“Are you seriously saying there is nothing, nothing special about our relationship?”
“There is no “us.””
“I don’t need you. I don’t need anyone. You mean nothing to me. No one does.”
“_____, I love you more than my kids!”
“I love my life.”
“Remember, kids, if you wanna be like Batman, take care of your abs.”
“It must be great to be Batman. I can only imagine he’s going home right now to party the night away surrounded by scores of friends and lady tennis players.”
“Anything exciting happen when I was gone?”
“I should have known better than to sneak up on you like that.”
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